Every time it rains, she who must not be named stands by my bed, rocking back and forth and tells me it’s raining, thundering or lightening until it stops. It rained most of last night. I do not get to sleep much during this time. I was up most of last night. So the plan this morning? I had to get up this morning to do some laundry, and then doze in the chair for a good part of the day. Being a ninja, i must keep parts of my life to myself to maintain the feng shui of my energy just right. I planned on performing the sacred recliner/ old folk’s news show ritual this morning and that requires no interruptions. I think my arch enemies are plotting against me as the phone has rung four times, the man cub came over with stuff of his sisters he said he would move and i am sure i said could go in the garage... not the basement, the nice old retired guy who shags the hyper religious spinster came over to offer help, the dogs have barked ad nauseam, she who must not be named has wanted to talk more in the last four hours then she has in the last 25 years. Did my I mention I took delivery of the new appliances yesterday? Did I mention they are all in my living/dining room? Did I mention that I live in about 900 sq. feet and have two bedrooms, a living room, dining room, kitchen and bathroom? You do the math… there is not a lot of room in any room…. Maybe I need some Ninja hormone replacement. Maybe I need a wand… I could switch teams… become a witch….maybe I could change to the pirate team and get my own ship and sail the high seas and be a Ninja Witch Pirate ….. This is all suspiciously sounding like I am looking for a circus to run away and join….. Maybe i could just do the laundry, make a nice church face at the neighbors and children and deny my own needs….. I think I’m going back to bed
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