First posting of a real life fat girl ninja

Fatgirl Ninja Blog take one:

So this is my first attempt at a blog.... i'm assuming its like talking only with out the annoying aspect of people not really wanting to hear what your saying as they have to come here to see what/if i posted.  Fair warning, i am bad at typing and what ever i lack in the bad typing department i more then make up for in the really sucky spelling department....  I dont worry to much though....at this point i think all the grammar Nazi's are running away screaming pulling their hairs out.

So me.... im a fat girl... a ninja ....and a social worker.... also a mom,  three kids....22, 23, and 24... yes i know what causes that.

I work as an advocate in a domestic abuse and sexual assault crisis center.  Some people say this would be the most depressing job they could imagine.  In fact it is not.  It is the best job i have ever had in my life.  So much so its not even really a job, but more of a thing to do when im not at home.

So...down to the fat girl ninja..... i had a total knee replacement in march of this year,  and for lunch i am walking for exercise with one of my coworkers and best friends (same person).  She is NOT a fat girl in reality but if you have ever seen her party you would wonder what miracle of nature allowed that to happen LOL, im just saying the girl can throw down when it comes to food and wine.  So again, walking.... i tripped... now im only 46 years old but i used to weigh 500lbs so.... im kinda fluffy and squishy at the same time....i tripped and really did not want to fall on my new knee....its like that first scratch on the 30k car....i did this amazing tuck and roll...i mean i went into this face first...both hands got scuffed and somewhere between standing and the face plant i figured out that i needed to somehow deflect my weight onto my left side and protect my right knee at all costs.....mission accomplished.  Not only did i do it but i did not rip or grass stain any of my clothes....pound one out on that futha muckers .... ok well nearly nine am and that his when the shit hits the fan in these parts.  Fat Girl Ninja out